SirCockConnoisseur

My two hundredth and twenty first review is up, check it out below
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I endeavour to keep my reviews lighthearted, for the most part anyhow, largely due to my inherent personality admittedly. I find it frankly exhausting to don a more austere facade, even when public decorum demands it so, truly i pity those of us incapable of partaking in life's comedic bounty. Scarce as they may be however, they're indeed instances in which I feel the need to speak out, usually when I am worried about the wellbeing of another, today is one such occasion. kudo lara is a stunningly pretty, extremely talented young starlet, with a superb reputation, and a bulging catalogue of fabulous filth, well loved by her fans for her kind demeanor, and petite physique, she was one of japans finest smut jesters, with nary a blemish on her career, until a few years back. Frankly speaking, she began to lose weight, soon after to an alarming degree, so much so that the community began to label her body as skellital, while not a sentiment I agreed with, it does go to show just how concerned some where with her transformation. Thankfully, it appears she has regained much of her former weight these past few months, and I like many am sincerely hoping that her health remains in good stead. Always give your support to those in need of it, chaps, and If like me you make your living critiquing the creative works of others, ensure that your feedback is constructive, never nasty, you're here to appreciate an anus, not become one. Rating: N/A

My two hundredth and twentieth review is up, check it out below
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As i pump my cock to this unintended farewell, I can't help but feel somewhat melancholic, rae has retired, and in doing so has deprived us of one of this industries great pillars, I can only hope that this absence proves to be temporary, and that we shall see her return in a blaze of sordid glory. I was also going to comment on her conversion to Islam in this review, however I honestly don't believe that there is much to say, I doubt that this newfound spiritual awakening will last more than a couple of years at most, I believe that she's searching for a sense of identity and belonging that she wasn't able to find as a smut starlet, however if the middle easts reaction to mia khalifa was any indication, she's not going to find it in the Quran, not long term anyhow. I wish you the best of luck miss black, i sincerely hope you find you're looking for, or failing that, the next best thing at at the very least 🙂 rating: 10/10

My one hundredth and nineteenth review is up, check it out below
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I haven't been reviewing smut that features the more "surgically blessed" starlets this industry has to offer, not as much as i should have been at the very least. Truth be told chaps, I had a rather nerve wracking experience a little while back, I stumbled across a video featuring a latex beauty making her debut, expecting little more than some sordid silicone enhanced fun, I clicked on it, an atrocious decision in hindsight. Everything below the neck, was a marvellous example of the very best of a surgeons craft, above the neck however, was a much different tale, I shall spare you the distressing details lads, for those bulbous, bloated, misshapen lips, will feature in my nightmares for years to come. Still though! I can't let one horrific experience prevent me from doing what I do best! Take this video as an example, it's good shite, well deserving of a tug. Rating: 8/10

My two hundredth and eighteenth review is up, check it out below
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It breaks my heart to say this, truly it does, but that wasn't all that great. It wasn't bad by any stretch of the imagination, it was just okay, bog standard as far as porn goes, which is all the more disappointing when you consider how much potential this scene had. Purple bitch gets blacked, the very thought of it has fuelled the mastabatory imaginings of millions of cum gremlins for years, they had the recipe for guaranteed success! And this is what they produce? Purple bitch is one of the most talented and versatile performers this industry has to offer, yet they utilise none of that here! They have her peform the most vanilla sexual acts imaginable for her interacial debut. Let's all hope that she gets another opportunity to work with BBC, because the blacked audience deserve better. Rating: 6/10

My one hundredth and seventeenth review is up, check it out below
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Inspiration can strike at quite literally any time, and for yours truly, it's often at the most inconvenient moment imaginable. Take the day before yesterday as an example, I was working yet another day at my tedious retail job, laboriously explaining the same simple process for the 30th time that day, when suddenly! It came to me! The idea for a review of epic proportions! I realised swiftly that I needed to make a note of it, and quickly! As ideas of this magnitude often proved fleeting, so with a pep in my step, and a twitch in my cock, i made a beeline for my phone, that however is when my luck ran out. In hindsight, i should've know that my manager would be skulking about, I'm a man that values consistency, and to his credit he's never pretended to be anything other than a festering pube of a human being, so a few choice words later, and I was back on the shop floor, without a phone and with a killer idea that was fading alarmingly quickly. To cut a long story short, I was never able to make write it down, nor was I able to stop it slipping from my mind before the end of the work day, and now I must live in the knowledge that I let the fruits of creative genius elude me, don't make the same mistake, lads, write it down for fucks sake. Rating: 8/10

My two hundredth and sixteenth review is up, check it out below
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Contrary to popular belief, and admittedly in opposition to some of my own previous statements, I don't actually spend all my time browsing the hub. I try to get on as much as I can, however i work a fairly soul crushing job, add in the fact that I regularly take sertraline, and my cock oftentimes has the rigidity of a deflated baloon. It's for this reason that my review schedule can be so sporadic, it's hard to find inspiration in a good bit of filth, when you've been tugging incessantly for 1 hour to no avail. So bear with my, lads, for while there may not be any real logic to my upload schedule, you can rest assured that I'll always be back with some new content, eventually. Rating: 9/10

My one hundredth and fifteenth review is up, check it out below
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I have always been rather prone to illness, especially during winter, I seem to have a new malady at least monthly during the yuletide, this latest one has been especially unpleasant however. I have spent the better part of the last 2 weeks with my anus doing it's best impersonation of a lava spewing volcano! Honestly chaps, it's a miracle my sphincter doesn't have first degree burns, thankfully though I seem to be finally on the mend, so to celebrate, I've decided to sample some content featuring anal shenanigans of a far more pleasant variety. This women is simply superb, phenomenal, the best there is! Though to be fair, you should take this particular opinion of mine with a grain of salt, as I'm writing this review as I bask in the afterglow of my first wank in almost 2 weeks. Rating: 10/10

My two hundredth and fourteenth review is up, check it out below
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I've said this half a dozen times already, yet I feel the need to state it once again, and I shall continue to do so until this great injustice is rectified. There is a tragic derth of beautiful black porn starlets, when compared to their male counterparts, and this fact is a fucking travesty! Just look at this women! Look I say! She is bloody phenomenal! Dark nipples have never been my thing chaps, yet now they're all think about, those obsidian mounds haunt my very dreams, lads. I question no longer why the word siren is included in her username, for the tribal song of this afro Maiden has enthralled me utterly, In spite of the oceans separating us. I fear I shall never break free of the hypnotic power of her rocking tits, the mere thought fills me with rapturous joy. Rating: 10/10

My two hundredth and thirteenth review is up, check it out below or in the comments section
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February is off to a superb start I must say! And we have the Czech Republic to thank for it. The release of Kingdom come deliverance 2 is just days away, and yours truly is salivating at the prospect of finally getting my hands on it, and if that wasn't enough! The mesmerising slavic dame featured here, is directly responsible for the best orgasm I've had this year so far. Though I've little idea what the rest of this year will bring, I've no doubt that I shall remember this month with the utmost fondness. Rating: 9/10

My two hundredth and twelfth review is up, check it out below
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My cock, like most of his contemporaries, is a being of incredible extremes. Responsible for my most degenerate impulses, as well as my greatest leaps of ambition, and after sampling this particular offering, he is, to put it mildly, astoundingly conflicted. One the one hand, she's phenomenally gorgeous, and he considers it a great privilege to be able to watch her gag like that, on the other hand, she clearly has some inner turmoil on full display here, and he insists on remaining flacid so that he might wipe her tears away, without poking her in the eye. In conclusion, for better or worse, she'll be one to keep and eye on, let's all hope that in this case, it's the former, shall we? 8/10

My two hundredth and eleventh review is up, check it out below
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For the last 11 and a quarter hours or so, i have been engrossed in my latest viewing of the extended lord of the rings trilogy, and to honor Sméagol, I decided to undertake a search of my very own, to find the one ring piece to rule them all. Admittedly my search wasn't nearly as dramatic as his, nor was it particularly long, however I remain ardently convinced that I have done it, i have found the one sphincter to rule them all! Let's just hope that those superb anal creases, don't drive me mad, shall we? Rating: 9/10

My two hundredth and tenth review is up, check it out below
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Hot spring locations feature rather prominently in many a JAV production, they stand shoulder to shoulder with spartan classrooms, brimming full of sexually adventurous students and faculty, not to mention all the sterile single family dwellings, where wives galore get far more than they'd bargained for. In retrospect, the hot spring is undoubtedly the superior location of the three, you're already in a bathing facility for gods sake, it must make the post filth cleanup immeasurably easier, a quick go over the surfaces you used and voila! Easy as cumming all over oneself. Rating: 8/10

My two hundredth and ninth review is up, check it out below
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This will be my last review for the year, lads, I was fortunate to be able to sample a great variety of sordid content these past 12 months, and though I wasn't able to review as much of it as I would've liked, I'm still proud of what i did manage to pump out. Though there are many uncertainties surrounding next year, the outlook for this industry appears defiantly rosey, 2025 will be a fine year for my fellow filth connoisseur's, and despite inflation causing prices to skyrocket across the world, a good wank still remains blissfully cheap, have a happy new year chaps, see you in January. Rating 7.5/10

My one hundredth and eighth review is up, check it out below or in the comments section
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A good thumbnail is half the battle, as any half decent youtuber would tell you, this is doubly so for porn videos however, if a single glance doesn't draw them in, they don't click, simple as that, too much porn, too little time. Most filth producers have cottoned on to this of course, and so they take copious amounts of pictures during production, confident that amongst the slew of images, they'll find their golden cock. Props to the photographer behind this video, superb work. Rating 8.5/10

My two hundredth and seventh review is up, check it out below or in the comments section
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We degenerate filth monkeys, use a great variety of accessories when partaking in our sordid endeavours, from the humble anal bead, to the gasoline powered fuck machine, there's truly a tool for every job. This industry encapsulates the best of humanity's drive to innovate, no matter what you're into, there's a product for you! Perhaps I should start selling homemade flashlights as a side gig? Couldn't hurt to expand the connoisseur brand a bit. Rating: 6/10

My two hundredth and sixth review is up, check it out below or in the comments section
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Columbia has a storied history of exporting products that us westerners simply adore ingesting, from snorting the priceless powder peddled by pablo escobar, to inhaling the arse sweat of a stunning south American dame. The jiggletastic aspects of this women's posterior are simply marvellous, i dare say they even defy the laws of physics! Slap her arse and time how long it takes to stop moving, I guarantee the stop watch will break before it does. Rating: 9.5/10

My two hundredth and fifth review is up, check it out below or in the comments section
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During the seasonal period, I try my utmost to emulate the best of santa clauses attributes, I spend my days consuming copious amounts of vittles, and emptying my sack in as many peoples homes as I can get away with. There are few things on this earth that I enjoy more than eating a mincepie with one hand, and pumping my cock to the beat of Maria carey's all I want for Christmas is you with the other, however, watching a japanese starlet turn her pussy into a fountain, certainly comes close. 9/10

My two hundredth and fourth review is up, check it out below or in the comments section
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As of this time tomorrow, the Christmas tree of the connoisseur household will be nice and erect, why just thinking about all the festive themed smut we shall soon be enjoying, makes my nutsack positively giddy. The yuletide is such a wonderfully sexual time, truly the season of giving! And if you're not sure what to give? Arse is always a good bet. Rating 8/10